Akibat main mata..

HUMOR DAN LAWAK BATAK TAPANULI

Ucok : boasa boi bondel matam paijo?

Paijo : alani main mata tu borua.. Makana gabe parsiajaran ma tu ho tong on.. Unang main mata ho tu borua..

Ucok : bah aha salahna huroa main mata tu borua??

Paijo : bah songon on ma nei boi gabe bendol mata niba..

Ucok : taringotna tu borua nadia do ho main mata? Tu borua singatgat bosi do? Manang tu borua na sakti do? Manang tu borua na tiddang molo kossing??

Paijo : ah baba nion..

Ucok : ai las heran hian do ahu mambereng, boi bendol mata alani main mata tu borua.. Borua begu ahai oppung??

Paijo : memang ho sai naeng sude do botoonmu.. Nauntari ahu laho tu mall.. Jd adong borua margandeng tangan dohot baoa, suami do ra i .. Jd main mata ahu tu borua i alani bagakna, bah tarbereng baoa i gabe dibondeli matakku.. Ido na mambahen bendol matakkon oto..

Ucok : ho do na oto keong.. Dohot tu omak2 pe main mata do ho.. (Las ditubbuk si balluhap muse mata si paijo i na bendol i )

Di like ate!! Sotung bendol annon.. Haha
by Device Vetersoon Joentax